I’ve discovered time travel! It’s easy all you have to do is:

1. Check time

2. Get on tumblr

3. Look up from tumblr

..and bam! You’re 5 hours into the future! Just like that!

attention all vegetarians

peachtml:

a lot of people don’t know that mcdonalds fries contain beef in them and mcdonalds has been sued a long time ago for this but it’s still happening!!

the company says the “natural flavor” on the fries include beef flavoring

the official ingredients on the mcdonalds website for their french fries specifically says “natural beef flavoring”

even if you’re not a vegetarian or already know this, please reblog this and let people know 

(via peetashighjacked)

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

(Source: chucknoblet, via lizthefangirl)

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(Source: patickstump, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

(via nucleartoaster)

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

(via tittymcfucknuts)

foxmouth:

Acoluthic Redux, 2014 | by Andre Elliott

(via percysannabth)

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

(via sexycatparty)